UM Right
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This shirt is for surviving a completely normal interaction…and then needing a full emotional recovery period afterward.
“I Need To Lie Down After That.”
Nothing catastrophic happened. You just talked to people, existed in public,and now your brain is demanding a quiet room, a blanket, and zero further stimulation.
Bold white text on black keeps the message simple, honest, and painfully relatable.
✔ Unisex fit for everyday wear✔ Minimal, high-contrast text design✔ Perfect for anxiety, introverts, and socially awkward humor✔ Relatable statement shirt with dry delivery
