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This shirt is for walking into any social situationand immediately wishing you had prepared dialogue options and a clean escape plan.
“I Need A Script And An Exit Strategy.”
Because small talk feels like improv, eye contact feels like a performance,and you’re just trying to survive the interaction without saying something weird or getting stuck there too long.
Bold white text on black keeps the message simple, sharp, and painfully relatable.
✔ Unisex fit for everyday wear✔ Minimal, high-contrast text design✔ Perfect for anxiety, introverts, and socially awkward humor✔ Relatable statement shirt with dry delivery
