UM Right
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This shirt is for when “I’m fine” feels like a lie, but explaining would take too long.
“Alive, unfortunately” says exactly what it means — you’re here, you’re functioning, and you didn’t exactly sign up for the ongoing subscription. It’s not dramatic. It’s not loud. It’s just honest in the most uncomfortable way.
Bold text. Flat delivery. No optimism required.
✔ Unisex fit for everyday wear✔ High-contrast lettering that lands instantly✔ Dark humor without trying to be edgy✔ For people who exist, but with commentary
Not a cry for help.Not a joke either.Just a status update.
